This was a really disturbing Episode of The Teletubbies I watched back in the fall of 2015. It came on a VHS tape that said “DIPSY“ in red lettering. I almost got a heart attack because of it. I found the tape randomly sitting in a garage sale. I took it inside, dusted it off, and put it in. The episode began to play. The episode started with Tinky-Winky, Po, and Laa-Laa singing their own theme song as the usual thing they do in the series. When they were done, The episode got really dark.
I then realized that the Teletubbies actually spoke in complete sentences in this version, to my surprise.
Po: “Hey, has anyone seen Dipsy? He hasn’t been performing with us all day!”
Tinky-Winky and Laa-Laa shook their heads. Then, the three tubbies heard crying coming from their teletubby house.
Tinky-Winky: “That’s him!”
When the three tubbies went into their house, they saw Dipsy writing “GUILTY“ on the wall in blue marker. He was crying and he had bite marks on his costume.
Po: “Dipsy, What’s wrong?”
Dipsy: “I-I-I was beat up by a kid’s father...”
Tinky-Winky: “Dude, That’s messed up!”
Laa-Laa: "Oh no! That's terrible!"
Dipsy: “I-I know! I accidentally bumped into the kid, and his father got mad and assaulted me...”
Po: “My god Dipsy, this isn’t like you...”
Dipsy: “that father deserves to die Po... we gotta kill him...”
Po: “You’re right Dipsy... He does... Let’s stop him....”
The Teletubbies got into their car and drove to the father’s location. When they got there, the kid’s father was drinking heavily in their backyard. He acted like a redneck.
Father: “What the fuck do you colorful bastards want?”
Po: “No one fucks with our brother...”
Po Proceeded to bend the father’s fingers backwards until they snapped clean off. Laa-Laa strangled him with her hands. Dipsy proceeded to throw him into the fence of his backyard. Tinky-Winky started throwing punches at the father until his teeth fell out. The kid ran inside the house. Laa-Laa threw an empty beer bottle at his face, shards of glass stuck in his face. Po whacked him in the leg with a golf club, shattering the bone.
Father: “Get The fuck away from me you son of a bitch...”
Po stomped on his head, crushing his skull and killing him. The episode ended.
And when I watched that disturbing episode, I almost passed out from a heart attack. I had to get more family-friendly Teletubbies episodes instead of violent ones like the one I just watched.
Now, if you see this twisted Teletubbies episode, stay away from it.
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