"DO NOT EAT THE SOAP"

"ohhhh you're doing this on purpose now"

"STOP"

"NO"

-Me, trying to make sure my sister doesn't kill herself in the bath

Do I have to take my Finch to the psychiatrist or something 😭

In all seriousness I love this fucking bird app

Oh. 🙁

♪~~

"how do you even sleep at night being such a bitch all the time?!"

With this setup broski IDK what to tell you

Beta-7, Maz Hatters

A little self indulgence never hurt nobody

I hate this little freak. Hate, hate, hate him

Baby I'm studying stuff microsoft spellcheck don't even know exists

Yumm...

I am scared.

This is an affront to God and science