Hi I'm Baldi, nice to meet ya
Fuck me in the ass and call me Patricia
Book's you're game? Just shout my name
While you let me use my whip
So that's one book right, but you're all wrong
You haven't even let me use my thong
While I sing you this song, it goes ding dong
Like the door I open on you

Here's a tip, abandon ship
Or you're gonna see my campfire willy

Oh oh, oh hi there
Welcome to my hooker palace
Oh oh, oh hi there
Please don't leave, I have no friends
Oh oh, oh hi there
Let's go camping, let me touch ya
Oh oh, oh hi there
Ha ha, I tied you up

Every boy and girl, come dance around
Let's get an orgy started
Get the bully's fist, and a skipping rope
We'll fill your asshole with it
Gonna make it rain coca cola
Gonna send you back right of detention
Pay attention to my dicks ascension
16 bits of dogey tension

You cry, I just hit harder
You're wrong, I'll speed up faster
I rigged this for my pleasure
In this classroom, I'm the master
Oh ooh, ooooh
I'm gonna make you scared of me
Oh ooh, ooooh
You're my ecstasy

Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi

*epic music you can read this if you want i mean seriously do you what you want*

Don't eat ass, in the halls
Don't eat ass, in the halls
Don't eat ass, in the halls
Don't eat ass, hahaha, just kidding

Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi
Bitch, running through the halls, slow down
Shouting noises that sound like, fuck you Baldi

Rats, you got away
Guess I'll die