So, nobody’s gonna mention how goofy Eyepeeler looks here?

Thankfully this nasty fuck doesn’t directly kill you anymore, it just shorts out the flash switches briefly.

So have this photo of it from the credits instead of a proper game over screen.

[INSERT TURNING STONE REFERENCE HERE]

Four and the Announcer

I AM GOING TO KILL YOUR ASS.

My account is 2, and my children are almost 2, too

ERROR. SHADOWGLASGOWCOMMENT.EXE WAS UNABLE TO BE FOUND.

CODENAME: THE CORRUPTION

TBH, this could’ve been a particularly gruesome scene…

if it weren’t for David’s face.

No seriously. He looks like he’s absolutely baked out of his mind on pot.

Well… you absolutely didn’t ask for this.