who invited bro to the function

'...And it burnt. God, it burnt so bad.

As if every last bit of flesh I had was slowly melted away with a matchstick.

I had finally known what it was like to truly die. It just wouldn't stop.

So I made it stop myself.

I showed people what I felt instead.'

ooooouh

worlds greatest glowdown

hi

goodness

me reveal

he then rolled around causing it to fall off of a cliff and fucking DIE and then he got better and went to have some beer as a 'i am not fucking doing that again' gift

kiss dammit...

He makes my down there tingle.