My cell phone when I'm in the most important game of my life:

He die 😔

Indie developer about to create the most clichéd and pretentious story you'll ever see:

....

BART NO QUIERO ASUSTARTE PERO EL COCO ESTÁ EN LA CASA

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Fans of open-world games when they discover they live in an open world

*I get kicked out of my house*

The homeless people on the corner I gave 3 cents to:

Calamardo: Patricio y Bob que están haciendo con don cangrejo 👀👀👀👀

Se metieron al camión de Miku 🗣️🗣️🗣️