So, i made a few changes:

• Sans owns a musket for home defense

• As thats what the founding fathers intended.

• Four ruffians now break into sans' home

• "What the devil?!" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first human, they're dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second human, miss them entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two of the humans in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended..

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