3 years ago

"Do you ever feel like you wanna murder your sibling?"


Sammy: So basically yeah one time Norman liked to record me and Susie being an "iconic couple" or something. I threaten i would snap his neck.

Thomas: I pointed anything that could hurt Theo at least 158 times since we were 2.

Joey: My sister teases, controls, and fucking tried to murder me all the way up until now, but hey, she's my twin sister.

Audrey: I always see my brother mess with my violins, i have a gun in my pocket.

Shawn: As someone who grew up the youngest of 5, yes.

Susie: i tried to stab one of my brothers on my 12th birthday because he gave me a bar of soap set so i could clean up my "bad smell" and a cetaphil because my face was ugly. Fuck you Stanley. You too Steve, Stephen and Stuart. I despise all of you.



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