when i check my kid’s search history in 2045 and see ao3 and wattpad (no need for a dna test)

when clearing history is disabled on your phone and you look up a pride flag but then you have to look up all of the pride flags to throw your parents off your tracks

could this be schlatt’s biggest hater?

listening to will wood for the first time and this is just my singing monsters wtf

when you realize you lowkey dodged a bullet when you unfollowed ex-oomf

youtube shorts is….. healing. ❤️‍🩹 🌹🌹🌹🔋🔋

oh my god bruh

the whole clanker thing is getting highkey actually racist but i fear this platform isn’t woke enough for me to address it

SPOTIFY PLEEEEAAASE LET ME SKIPPPP 💔💔💔💔💔

insane yaoi idea