me when i’m forced to go to the not thinking about killing people convention (I know im gonna be dead last)

me after seeing someone I follow post about how much they love their bf because im jealous

here’s what my sense of attraction has deteriorated into explained by undertale characters

ok so everybody has to watch this movie like right now

when me and bro lowk fell into mt ebott and we gotta beat omega flowey but bro whispers “ay ayayyyayayyayayayay ayayayayayyay” and i gotta stop laughing before we get vines shoved up our ass

prototype tenna head my dad made for me he’s so cool

when will I find someone dude im tired and lonely i keep seeing screenshots of people like roleplaying cuddling online and need that so bad dude

he looks like israeli callmecarson

me when my dad’s new girlfriend does karaoke night with her irritating fucking voice that makes my ears bleed and makes me want to tear my skin off but my dad doesn’t allow me to close my door so i have to listen to it

he’s so hot i want to kiss him