BS: RUN DAMNIT RUN!

baunjovi: WHAT HAPPENED TO DOLLY!

BS: I DUNNO JUST RUN

narrator: BS and baunjovi were running down the streets of hell looking for the nearest hospital (or the closest thing to one) as dolly had gone completely limp and unconscious

baunjovi: OVER THERE

narrator: Bs and baunjovi ran into a building labeled "health center"

BS: is this the hospital

clerk: its the closest thing to one

BS: we have an emergency! we need to get this demon to a doctor now

clerk: were on a wait

BS: I AM THE DEVIL YOU OBEY ME

clerk: okay fine jeez

narrator: she pulled out a little phone

clerk: yeah we have the big man here, he has an emergency

medic: bring him in

narrator: BS and baunjovi carried dolly down a hallway and placed her onto a stretcher, one being pushed by a familiar face

BS: lusi? you're a nurse

lusi: yeah I work part time

BS: why tho?

lusi: well my rates are very high at the MHC so I don't get too many customers, so I spend blank days here

BS: have you ever thought about lowering those wages

lusi: no, everyone who can pay leaves EXTREAMLY satisfied

baunjovi: can we get back to this please

lusi: oh yeah, what happened

baunjovi: she's flat and not moving

BS: yeah she's all hollowed out

lusi: well mr medic will have a look at her and we'll see what we can do

BS: thanks

baunjovi: so can we call you nurse lusi now

BS: I already did, just in bed...during roleplay

narrator: lusi rolled her eyes and pushed the trolley with dolly on it into the examination room, after a bit of examination the medic came out with his verdict

medic: in mien medical opinion dolly has a bad case of destuffing

BS: destuffing?

medic: ya, you see dolly demons need to eat cotton, or stuffing, or what have you to survive, but it appears this dolly has not gotten her proper nutrition, may I ask why

BS: well she was imprisoned for her crimes against demonkind...did we ever feed her during that time?

baunjovi: I thought somebody else did

BS: shit...

medic: wow, that is super irresponsible of you, this is going to take quite a bit of recovery

BS: what? why? just give her some stuffing or whatever and she'll be good to go

medic: normally yes, but this case is so severe that she is going to need a month of recovery at least

BS: WHAT!

medic: ya, her spirit needs to bond with a whole new batch of stuffing, which is a very complex process

BS: so what do we do?

medic: you leave her with me and I'll send you the medical bills in the mail

BS: that's it?

medic: ya, with my expertise she should be out in about a month, would you like to pay upfront or wait

BS: show me the bill

medic: nurse lusi can you please print out the bill

lusi: yessir

narrator: lusi went out and came back in with a piece of paper with a shocked look on her face

lusi: not even I charge this much hot damn

medic: did I mention this process is extremely expensive

BS: I'll pay the bill later

narrator: later that night everyone was gathered around the table having a discussion on what to do

BS: we need money, and fast, any ideas

mother daisy: wait why do we need money?

BS: dolly is in the hospital and we need to pay off her bills

mother daisy: oh no. wait, don't you have a ton of money?

BS: I get monthly checks from heaven...and I used all mine on *ahem bills

lusi: yeah, my ass is just a "bill"

BS: not now lusi

lusi: I mean it's not like you pay anymore

BS: Yeah, we worked that out, I pound your ass whenever I feel like it and you get to live here

lusi: at least until my apartment is rebuilt

baunjovi: can we get back to the point, the point not being about banging my stepsister

mother daisy: it is most uncomfortable

BS: yes, money problems

lusi: I can sell my body...so just more of what I already do

BS: yeah cuz there are plenty of demons walking around with 70k on them

lusi: my customers are extremely satisfied thank you very much

baunjovi: STOP WITH THE SEX TALK FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

BS: thank you baun baun

mother daisy: hey I have an idea, our courtyard is really big, maybe we could do something with that

BS: I like where this is going

lusi: maybe we could

baunjovi: sis if this has anything to do with sex I'm going to slap you

lusi: you touch you pay

BS: lusi are you horny right now

lusi: maybe a little

BS: we'll make love later first we have to deal with this

mother daisy: what about... a marketplace, demons could pay to rent out the courtyard and we use the rent money to pay dolly's medical bills

BS: I LOVE THAT PLAN

lusi: and I could make money b--

all: NO SEX!

lusi: fine...pansies

BS: Alright, I'll get started on the plans tomorrow but first I need to address something else

mother daisy: what?

BS: health concerns, I let dolly down by ignoring her health and I don't want that to happen again, so are there any health-related things I need to worry about, speficially dietary stuff

lusi: well yeah, I need to drink cum to survive

baunjovi: can you please stop being horny for ONE SECOND

lusi: no its not a joke, lust demons need to drink cum to survive

BS: she's right, lust demons AKA succubi need to absorb bodily fluids in order to survive, the most nutritious and sustainable of which being cum

lusi: why else do you think we are literally built for sex

mother daisy: sorry to interject but I have some health and dietary issues as well. for one I need to have a steady supply of water

BS: I'll buy out a hot spring for ya

mother daisy: and I need to be *ahem fertilized once a month

BS: you need to get pregnant?

mother daisy: no, I need to eat hehe "fertilizer"

lusi: you mean shit right

mother daisy: yes, to put it bluntly, I need to eat fecal matter

BS: easy, do you have any idea how many goats are sacrificed every year

mother daisy: well that is out of the way, I think that is all

BS: perfect

narrator: the next day BS started making deals with salesdeamons to rent out lots in his courtyard, meanwhile, the rest of the hooligans were starting to notice dolly not being there

lusi: so then I was tied up, gagged, shot and now I'm here

baunjovi: who are you talking to?

lusi: oh well me and dolly usually grab some mourning tea and chat at around this time

baunjovi: but dolly isn't here

lusi: yeah...I wish I had someone to vent to

baunjovi: well you can vent to me

lusi: yeah but you're gonna make fun of me and shit, dolly didn't care about what I said which was why she was a good person to vent and chat with

baunjovi: oh come on stepsis, I won't make fun of ya I swear

mother daisy: AHH!

narrator: mother daisy ran past with a swarm of locusts chasing after her

baunjovi: oh yeah, dolly kept the bugs out

lusi: she loved setting them on fire or waving shock sticks around and such

baunjovi: damn bugs are gonna be a massive problem without dolly

mother daisy: THEY ARE EATING MY BRAINS!

lusi: we should help her

baunjovi: yeah, and buy some pesticide for once

narrator: while baunjovi and lusi were saving their mother from being eaten alive by bugs, something far more sinister was happening in the hospital

echo: oh dolly, sweet sweet dolly. oh how they mistreated you

dolly: (in her sleep) ma--ma

echo; yes sweetheart, mama's here, and she wants to say sorry for all the bad things she did

dolly: mmmmm

echo: hush my child don't say a word

baunjovi: I'm gonna put you in a world of hurt

echo: what are you doing here

baunjovi: I wanted to pay dolly a visit, so I teleported in here

echo: I'd say that's creepy but I did the same thing so...

baunjovi: leave now

echo: I will never leave my daughter's side thank you very much

baunjovi: wait? dolly is yer daughter

echo: quite

baunjovi: well funny thing is that dolly talked on and on about how awful her ma was

echo: well I want to make up for it here

baunjovi: uh huh

echo: being in hell has made me realize that I did wrong and that ruling over it would look empty without my daughter as my little princess

baunjovi: uh huh. leave dolly alone, she hates you, you fucked up in life and if you think she'll forgive you when she wakes up you're dead wrong

echo: aww, are you scared? think that dolly is going to join my side

baounjovi: neither of us are meant to be here, leave now

echo: fine, I don't want my sweet darling to fret after all

narrator: echo giggled as she faded out of view

baunjovi: sheesh, what a creep am I right...

narrator: baunjovi looked to his left and right, then he kissed dolly on the forehead, as he teleported away he saw a smile form at the edges of dolly's lips

END