DEAR GOD.

'My deck is optimized" oh yeah well 40+ on draw with a card to retrigger

my card is better than your card is perfectly balanced

i hate the fish deck

ma'am get the fuck out of my office we're closed

heyy gang im in a bit of a bad situation with my money right now

(article)

the fuck was i saving this for?

i am mothafreakin back

THE FUCK YOU MEAN HE'S STREAMING???

ITS JUST AS THE MAN SAID,

ALL COPIES ARE MONOCHROME

(OBVIOUS SPOILERS!!!)

new arcaea update just released a couple hours ago so here's my live reaction to it without commentary (if there was commentary youd hear me screaming during the song's intro cutscene)

"I did mention we knew of it, and some resources about it did just come in."