I yoused To Lyke Sonic The Hedgehog, I Always Did.

But one Time I Pleyed Sonic At 3am Too se Wat Whill Hapen.

I Played Da Gaim And Sonic Loked Knfussedd. Then Sonic Startid Peing On My Skren.

Then Sonic Comm Out Into The Rel Life. Then Sonic Spit On Me.

I Ran Too Meh Bedd And Hided There Untill Morneng.

Then Wen I Whoke Up I Saww Poop On My Bed, My Parents Come In Room, They Thot I Crapd My Pants At Nite.

Then Parents Got Mad.

Then They Riped My Hed Off And Ate My Insides.

Never Play Sonic At 3am, Oh No Its Sawwwwwnnikkkk-wahh wahh we whehh. Also Hes Koming 4 U.