I'ma make ts into forsaken humor

"NA NA NA NA BOO BOO" ASS RINGTONE 🥀🥀✌️

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

Me jumping into the plastic water bottles that make my legs spin in a 360° angle without breaking any of my bones

They only got these in the UK and the UK Royal navy also uses these

WELCOME TO WATCH MOJO AND TODAY WE'LL BE JERKING OFF A HORSE

CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE THE SNAIL

I do not want to go to fucking high school (I'm going to 9th grade at 14)

Imagine there's a dumbass blocking the screen in the movie theater and this is the bottle you have before you say "DOWN IN FRONT" and just hurl this bottle at a baby

WHY AM I FUCKING BLUE AND WHITE WHAT HAPPENED TO MY GREEN AND YELLOW