Verse 1:

Beti As Numpty

Vineria As Hapless

Fluttershy As Pillock

Popsicley As Dippy

Verse 2:

Donkey Kong As Dummkopf

Bailey Wendy As Dimwit

Poppy The Bubble As Stupe

Applejack As Lax

Verse 3:

Pinki As Clod

N (Alphabet Lore) As Doomed

Lax As Numskull

Omali As Bungle

Verse 4:

Noob (Dumb Ways to Survive) As Mishap

Ekrotkaye (Ekrotkaye Studios Gang) As Dunce

Max The Dog As Calamity

Er (Ekrotkaye Studios Gang) As Ninny

Verse 5:

Rarity As Botch

Numskull As Doofus

Tunner As Stumble

A (Alphabet Lore) As Bonehead

Twilight Sparkle As Putz

22nd to 25th Lines:

Raddy As Loopy

Firey As Madcap

Pomni As Zany

Aqua (Sprunki) As Boffo