so there is this boy named ness and he was sleeping but then this big ass rock crashes to 1 tt (onett) so ness trys to check it but this fat boy called porky/pokey (i will call him porky) stops him so ness goes back to his house but then porky knocks on ness's door so he goes to the door and porky says that his brother got lost so ness and porky find picky but then this bug called buzz buzz comes out of the big ass rock then buzz buzz tells the lore n shit so buzz buzz ness porky AND picky go to the minch house but then this stupid mother (2) kills buzz buzz then buzz buzz gives ness the sound stone then picky and porky get slapped like 100 times i think so ness then goes to this arcade and fights this guy called franky so then ness kills franky but franky sends out his robot thingy and ness kills it so then ness goes to the mayor and the mayor give ness the key to giant step so the ness goes to giant step and fights this giant ant then he gets his first sound stone so then he goes outside of giant step but then the fucking cops bring him to prison but ness fucking kills 4 cops and also kills captain strong so then the road to twoson get unblocked then ness goes to twoson