My brother when we're eating and our parents aren't home:food fight!
Me:ya wanna PIZZA me*one pun point* *pulls out a pizza from freddy's*
My sister with a drum:*ba dum tssss*
My bro: Well played, now shut up and we can KETCHUP on this food fight *one pun point* *takes out ketchup bottle and sprays ketchup all over me and my sis faces*
My sister with a drum:*ba dum tssss*(again)
My sis:Ok guys, let's just calm down and TACO bout it *one pun point* *dabs* *grabs taco*
all:*food fight*
James be simpin'
(watching a Roots walkthrough, a good way to start a sunday morning)
Miles is a good man
fucking asshole
(reading: Love Is Complicated (Miles X Reader) Alvin And The Chipmunks!: Road Chip)
*Megalovania starts.
Porter and Sage have bestie energy
heh, heh.
was reading the TV Tropes page of Gone Home (YES I STILL PLAY THAT GAME IT'S LITERALLY G A Y) and this was on one of the main pages
holy fuck, Oscar, you're gay?
and you raped your nephew?
I BET SAM INHERITED HER GAYNESS FROM OSCAR HADJSKSHFJ-
YES
Y E E S
reading a preview of Into the Pit and this is H I L A R I O U S
.
so he's ignoring the fact we just opened a secret passageway RIGHT NEXT TO HIM?!?
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