The bs I tell my friends

Hey Mario

Guys there's a new villain in this world

🔃

Us fr

(I'm one of us)

.

Of fuckin course

Gasp

Bro is NOT helping 💀

Sad news today

Because my family's major distaste for our cat, Mocha, we are going to be giving her away :(

LUCKILY she is going to be given to my gf, which makes me feel better