1 month ago

entire Lunchly ad copypasta


Lunchly vs Lunchables. With Lunchly you get double the amount of liquid. Prime has no sugar added,more electrolytes,and more B-Vitamins. Crunch Bar. BOOOOOO! Feastables Crunch Bar. YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Our pizza uses real cheese. Theirs,as it says on their Box,is 'Mozzeralla Pasteurized Prepared Cheese Product'. They can't even call it 'real cheese'. We're also 30 less calories,3 less grams of fat,and 8 less grams of sugar. Turkey Stack 'Em's. 310 calories,230 calories. 21 grams of sugar,only 7 grams of sugar. If you look at this close-up,you can already tell which one has better ingredients. Alright,we'll start off with the Lunchables. Bro,I'm sorry,that's trash. Alright,now we're trying Lunchly. Come on! We're not biased at all,but ours is way better. Fiesta Nachos. 22 grams of sugar,10 grams of sugar. 7 grams of protein,9 grams of protein. Come in close and look at the queso cheese in Lunchly,versus whatever that is. Drip versus Stick. I like my cheese drippy bruh. This is a Lunchly salsa right here. Look at the consistency,the texture. And this is Lunchables,this- look it's watery,its- I can't even look at that! With 400 milligrams of electrolytes,MY GOD! And it's aviable for around 4 dollars. *inhuman noise* Super affordable,go give it a try.



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