"today i went to ohiomart to get some skibidiflakes when baby gronk came and fanumtaxxed my food and i lost -1000 aura because everyone laughed at me. i went home and loxxmaxxed for 7 hours and then i went and did my 7 hour gooning session to mia khalifa and ambatukum DM'd me and said I had 1,000 rizz and he said i had a level 100 gyatt and that made my so happy. i saw drake kidnap a kid and that felt so skibidi to see, i cant believe he fanumtaxxed a kid so then i decided to beat him up and i gained back my aura and i felt so gooned." - @TotalRoad