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This scene showing the aftermath of a rabid Barbie doll attack is easily the worst one IMO.

Just pure, unadulterated, cocaine-fueled, RAGE.

Four and the Announcer

Thankfully this nasty fuck doesn’t directly kill you anymore, it just shorts out the flash switches briefly.

So have this photo of it from the credits instead of a proper game over screen.

My account is 2, and my children are almost 2, too

That isn’t a very pretty sight.

“David McDundee achieved premium ear cancer”

TBH, this could’ve been a particularly gruesome scene…

if it weren’t for David’s face.

No seriously. He looks like he’s absolutely baked out of his mind on pot.

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