Mi serpiente esta solida

Bro she already got a son

LITERALLY ME

✝️🔥

Hay alguien español aquí aun?

Literally me:

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WHEN MY GF SAYS I GOT A LOT OF SMEGMA

(IDK WHATS THAT I THINK SHE SAYS IM A SIGMA)

I hope this is NOT real

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