proud mama he laid all of those eggs himself

dude

its 3 pm already i still dont feel realim sobbing in yh4 middl3 ot 5h3 mall like qn idiot

dad let me adopt him because he was cheap expect an entertaining skit soon

ismy dad trying to cheer me up pls im gonna sob

pretty friggin bummed about leaving turkey so i made this to calmdown

imtryign to.cope without doing anythignto myself so imdoing yhat by imagining that jm actially 2016 fanon sans abd i will get to kill whatever was responsible for my catsdeath o k.

wellthis stinks

having basic music knowledge is fun i can do shit like this

look at my schedule dawg im going to hell

does he know hes a plane himself is he fucking stupid why did i have to pay for an extra ticket cant his dumbass just fly behind us