Queen of Spades

poker face

Man's best friend.

I had 3 hits remaining and somehow he hit me 3 TIMES in less than 4 seconds cuz he panicked and projectile spammed. Unbelievable

Dog.

hmm. This one. (ignore Princess Diamond's disappearing horns)

Bought him smth to keep him busy. Costs less than free (-9¢) because he's less than worthless

I finally made Philip's (myself) new refsheet after months

Girl's Night. Today's bets are some war crimes