Pat Pardy :0

fucking cool fatass

YALL ITS MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY

@AmandaCampos HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM-

Others: But spiders are scary!

Me: THEY HAVE PAWS SHUT THE FUCK UP

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WHO MISSES MY LOCUST EMPRESS OC

CUZ IM GONNA REMAKE HER

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tralalero tralala

gonna finish some shit before i yap more

cute boyyy but sorry :(

Go, USA! You fucked shit up for us! Again! /sarcasm

Security Pat Pardy is wearing a Bra on a date...