Hii glitch!!! Yea so my species was actually extinct due to the gods killing them and I'm the only live one because I was born millennia after the purge

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Fuck studying is so boringg I don't wana do this can't I just pass without doing this I need oomfs I fucking hate this

Go, USA! You fucked shit up for us! Again! /sarcasm

Me when I'm silling around with oomfs in my comments and suddenly some rando comes and enters the convo

Elton john but good:

CAUSE IM STILL EDGING FASTER THAN I'VE EVER DID

LOOKING LIKE A COSTCO GUY

FEELING LIKE A BABY GRONK

AND I'M STILL GOONING EVEN AFTER ALL THESE GYATTS

PICKING UP THE RIZZES OF MY LIFE WITHOUT KAI ON MY CENAT

I'M STILL TAXIN'

This is how I pay for stuf/j

Oomfs do yall want one

1. That sounds like a Jojo reference

2. No. Simple as.

3. Article.

4. Yeah, he breathes fire

Interaction bait lalalalalalla