No way (not real)

Beer

⚠️LOUD⚠️

Ha ha ha

Yeah, I totally made these videos

https://youtu.be/-Skwi0Kbb14

Wise words.

My luck:

Challenging work

Those scout types who literally have almost their entire life just to steal a medkit from you while you're at like 10 health.

I call this trick “your mother”