Asshole: why are we rebuilding the robot we made in the past

Dipshit: Because..

Dipshit: I need to kill that hero...

Asshole: oh right

Asshole: hero is an asshole

asshole: wait im asshole

Asshole: shit

Dipshit: Well he could be part of this GLITCH thing..

Asshole: glitch thing?1

Dipshit: You remember on Easter when Dan said the GLITCH will rise again?

Asshole: oh right

Asshole: that was months ago I don't remember things

Dipshit: Well I do remember...

Asshole: that's a good thing I guess

Dipshit: Now it is nighttime, so let's finish this robot up and send it to find Hero..

Asshole: okay, what tools do you need?

Dipshit: Any tools...

Asshole: okayyy

[asshole gets the toolbox]

Dipshit: You will make me happy once this GLITCH is gone... my robot..

Dipshit: Dipshitpiss 2.0..

Asshole: I got the tools sir!!!1!1!1!!1!1!

Dipshit: GREAT, NOW LET'S REBULID DIPSHITPISS!

Asshole: OKAY

Dipshit: Time to start rebuilding you..

[Meanwhile at Mark's house..]

Markiplier: im gonna go to bed

Markiplier: but first I will get some water!

[Markiplier goes to get some water and then drinks it]

Markiplier: damn this is some nice water

[makriplier goes to bed]

[Markiplier is now sleeping]

[Someone opens the door to see Mark sleeping, they would walk into his room..]

???: ...

???: Mark... is that you?

Markiplier: MIMIMIMIMIMIMI ZZZZZZZ MIMIMIMIMIMIMI

???: ...

??: How do I wake you up?..

Markiplier: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZ

???: You snore very loudly, I will wake you up by splashing some water onto you...

???: There it is! [He found the water by Mark's bed and he drops the water onto Mark's head.]

[...]

Markiplier: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Markiplier: what the fuck

???: Mark! What are you doing in bed?

Markiplier: who are you??1?1?1?1?1?!1!1!1!!1!1!1

???: I'm..

The Colonel: The Colonel! How can you not remember me?

Markiplier: what?

The Colonel: What do you mean 'what'? You invited us to your manor for poker night, remember?

Markiplier: huh......

Markiplier: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

The Colonel: Oh boy...

Markiplier: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZ Z Z Z Z. Z Z

The Colonel: Why did I wake up on his couch? Hey Mark!

Markiplier: HUH

Markiplier: who are you?

The Colonel: I just said that I'm the..

The Colonel: Wait why are you... in a house?

The Colonel: You have a manor but you have a house?

Markiplier: what

The Colonel: Mark..

The Colonel: What in the fuck is going on here?..

The Colonel: I remember being drunk I think, then I woke up here!

Markiplier: what.........

The Colonel: Did you bring me here?

Markiplier: no

The Colonel: Wait so you don't own a manor? Meaning that you are not rich?!

Markiplier: IM CONFUSED

The Colonel: Oh no.. [He was walking around..]

The Colonel: Mark what do you remember last?

Markiplier: uhhh

Markiplier: getting a glass of water before bed

Markiplier: and man

Markiplier: that water was SO GOOD

Markiplier: but I do love milk more but I got water

Markiplier: then I went to bed

The Colonel: No.. uhh..

The Colonel: Do you remember... friends that you have?

Markiplier: hmmmmmm

Markiplier: mr_noreason of course, we play games a lot!

The Colonel: Wait...

The Colonel: 'Mr.NoReason'?

Markiplier: yeah

The Colonel: ...

The Colonel: Mark you don't..

The Colonel: ..

The Colonel: Who is Mr.NoReason? And what does he look like?

Markiplier: he is invisible but you can still see his clothes I guess

Markiplier: and his face

Markiplier: WAIT HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME

The Colonel: How do I know you're name? Mark, we're friends! You own a manor, y-you invited us to a poker night!

Markiplier: what are you talking about

The Colonel: You..

The Colonel: Wait, so if you do not know on who I am and you don't own a manor..

The Colonel: Where am I?

The Colonel: WHERE AM I?!

Markiplier: what

The Colonel: Mark..

The Colonel: Take me to your invisible friend, I bet he is not invisible!

Markiplier: he's sleeping, it is 3 in the morning man

The Colonel: I DON'T CARE, I NEED ANSWERS!

Markiplier: Okay okay geez I'll call him

[Markiplier calls Mr_NoReason]

Mr.NoReason: [He would pick up the call.] Hello?

Markiplier: can you come over real quick

Mr.NoReason: Sure, after I am done with something first..

Markiplier: ok

Markiplier: he said he has to do something first

The Colonel: Well make it quick!

Markiplier: waht

The Colonel: Tell your friend to make it quick!

Markiplier: ok

Markiplier: MAKE IT QUICK rageragerageface_with_symbols_over_mouthrageface_with_symbols_over_mouthrageface_with_symbols_over_mouthrageface_with_symbols_over_mouthrageface_with_symbols_over_mouthface_with_symbols_over_mouthrageface_with_symbols_over_mouthrageface_with_symbols_over_mouth

Mr.NoReason: Why?

Markiplier: because uhh some guy wants to see you

Mr.NoReason: If he is a fan, then he will need to wait. After I am done, I will call Hero to pick me up.

Markiplier: ok

Markiplier: he said you need to wait

The Colonel: WELL FUCKING FINE!

Markiplier: calm down man

Mr.NoReason: All right, I will see you when I get to your house to meet this fan...

Markiplier: ok

[M.NR would hang up and he would be sitting on the couch in his living room, looking at a torn picture of him and HER.]

Mr.NoReason: ...

Mr.NoReason: I will find you, my friend.. [He sets the torn picture down on his picture and he went outside to call hero..]

[He calls Hero..]

Mr.NoReason: Can you take me to Mark's house?

[The Hero arrives at his house and he would pick Mr.NoReason up and they fly to the house..]

[Meanwhile at the lab..]

Dipshit: Annnnd, there!

Dipshit: The robot is now rebuilt!

Asshole: finally

Asshole: now what....

Dipshit: Now check the window and see if Hero is outside...

[asshole checks out the window]

Asshole: i can't see

Dipshit: [He goes to look to see if Hero is there..]

Dipshit: Wait, he is flying with... Mr.NoReason?..

Asshole: what

[Asshole would hear a female voice coming from somewhere..]

Asshole: who the hell is that

???: Hello?

Asshole: what

???: Um..

Asshole: who are you

???: I am Jane..

Asshole: oh

Asshole: howd you get in the lab

Jane: I am looking for my best friend..

Jane: Through the vent...

[She was hiding in the shadows, talking..]

Asshole: who is this " best friend "

Jane: I am looking for someone who is... invisible.

Asshole: hmmm...

Asshole: I could know that person but he is our enemy..

Jane: Y-You've seen him?!

Asshole: yeah he flew away with our other enemy named hero

Jane: Hero?..

Asshole: yeah

Jane: Does this 'hero' fly? Is he flying with him?...

Asshole: yeah 2x

Jane: So why is the hero flying with M.NR?

Asshole: idk

Dipshit: HEY ERICA, START UP THE ROBOT!

Asshole: oh right

Jane: Wait, what robot?

Asshole: no time to explain

[asshole starts up the robot]

[DIPSHITPISS 2.0 ONLINE.]

DIPSHITPISS 2.0: TARGET LOCKED ON HERO AND WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

Asshole: hmmm

Asshole: max how do you use this thing

Dipshit: Umm.. you just wait!

Asshole: ok

Dipshit: Just tell the robot to attack the targets...

Asshole: ok 2x

Asshole: dipshitpiss 2.0, attack the targets!!!!!1!1!1!1

Jane: WAIT! [She would come out of the shadows and she runs to stop the robot..]

Asshole: what are you doing!?

Jane: YOU'RE GOING TO HURT MY FRIEND!

Asshole: i thought we were going to hurt his friend

Dipshit: Yeah we ar- Wait, WHO IS THIS PERSON?!

Asshole: idk some random person who is mr_noreasons friend

Dipshit: A FRIEND OF MR.NOREASON'S?! ERICA, KILL HER!

Asshole: wait

Asshole: [whispers to dipshit] we could get some information from this girl.

Dipshit: ...

Dipshit: [He would whisper back.] Fine, knock out the girl and tape her onto some chair or something..

Asshole: Okay.

[Dipshitpiss 2.0 flys to attack Hero.]

Jane: Oh no...

[asshole grabs Jane]

Jane: H-Hey!

Asshole: your coming with me

Jane: LET GO OF ME!

Asshole: no

[asshole ties her into a chair]

Dipshit: You go get some info out of her! I will drive in the van to watch this fight...

Asshole: Okay sir

[Dipshit goes into the van drives to watch the fight.]

Asshole: now uh

Asshole: what do you know about Mr_noreason

Jane: What do I know about him?! I'M HIS BEST FRIEND!

Asshole: exactly

Asshole: if your his best friend you should know some things about him right

Jane: Yeah?

Asshole: okay now tell me things idk what to ask about him

Jane: Well ask me something!

Asshole: uhhh

Asshole: uhhhhhhhhhhh

Asshole: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh HH h h hh h h h h

Asshole: how old is he

Jane: Really? He is 23 years old!

Jane: If you think that I am from here, well...

Jane: ...

Jane: I am not..

Asshole: woah

Jane: I am going to explain this to you...

Jane: SO you better listen carefully..

Asshole: i am all ears i guess

[Jane would explain everything to Erica, meanwhile with Mr.NoReason and Hero..]

[Mr.NoReason would call Mark...]

Markiplier: what

Markiplier: are you coming now

M.NR: Yes, I'm with hero..

Markiplier: ok good

Markiplier: hey random person

The Colonel: Yes?

Markiplier: he's coming now

The Colonel: GOOD!

Markiplier: why do you want to see him so bad

Markiplier: do you have a crush on him or smth

The Colonel: No..

M.NR: Also I am flying with Hero and looking at the stars and it's cool up here! Also I see something coming to u- OH SHIT!

Markiplier: what happened

M.NR: SOME RO-

[The call hung up..]

Markiplier: ro?

Markiplier: uh oh

[They hear a crashing noise outside.]

Markiplier: what the

Markiplier: MR_NOREASON?

The Colonel: Let's check outside!

[they go outside]

[They see Hero crashed to a car and they a robot going to Hero.]

Markiplier: HERO?

[The robot grabs Hero and throws him at a house.]

[Mr.NoReason was on top of some tree.]

Markiplier: what the hell

Mr.NoReason: THAT ROBOT CAME FORM SOMEWHERE AND STATRED TO TAKE US DOWN!

Mr.NoReason: And I need help getting off of this tree..

Markiplier: what the hell

Markiplier: ok

The Colonel: Ah, you must be M.NR!

Mr.NoReason: Who is this?

Markiplier; idk I think he broke into my house and he's high or smth

The Colonel: I AM NOT HIGH! I JUST WOKE UP IN THIS HOUSE!

Markiplier: your high

[The Robot and Hero are fighting.]

Mr.NoReason: SHIT, GET ME OFF OF THIS TREE!

Markiplier: what the hell is that

Mr.NoReason: What?

Markiplier: what

[DIPSHITPISS 2.0 throws Hero at the tree where Mr.NoReason is and it falls..]

Markiplier: oh shit

[Hero saves Mr.NoReason and brings him to Mark and The Colonel.]

Markiplier: woah

Mr.NoReason: What in the fuck is going on?!

Markiplier: who made this robot?

[They see a van coming to them.]

Markiplier: what the fuck is that

The Colonel: It's a van coming to hit us!

Mr.NoReason: Dipshit...

Markiplier: I thought we killed dipshit

Mr.NoReason: THAT WAS A ROBOT THAT LOOKED LIKE MAX!

Markiplier: if dipshit is still alive, well..

Markiplier: how is he still alive?

Mr.NoReason: HE MADE A FUCKING CLONE OF HIM!

[He would run to the van and he jumps onto the front of the van.]

Markiplier: uh oh

Dipshit: H-HEY! MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! YOU'RE BLOCKING MY VIEW!

Markiplier: DIPSHIT?

[M.NR was blocking the view of the van that Max was driving until they crash into a house..]

[But they also hit someone else..]

[That someone else...]

[Was Hero..]

Markiplier: hero?

[Mr.NoReason gets up form the crash and walks to the driver seat, he open the door and grabs Dipshit out and drags him to Mark's house.]

[He would puch Max in the face, giving him a bit of blood..]

Mr.NoReason: I THOUGHT YOU WERE FUCKING DEAD! [He gave him a punch in the chest.]

DIPSHIT: OW! [He would fall down because of the injuries form the crash and Mr.NoReason's punches..]

Mr.NoReason: NOW... TELL WHY YOU BULIT THAT ROBOT!

[Mark went to see on Hero and he would see Hero bleeding...]

Markiplier: oh shit..

Markiplier: Hero are you alive?

[Hero did not move..]

Markiplier: hero..?

Dipshit: I built that robot to kill Hero, because HE WAS A FUCKING GLITCH!

Mr.NoReason: Mark..

Mr.NoReason: Is Hero moving?...

markiplier: ....

Markiplier: No.

Dipshit: He...

Dipshit: Was a glitch, I got rid of him. You should be happy for me...

Mr.NoReason: Mark... give me a knife..

Markiplier: what? Why

Mr.NoReason: GIVE ME THE FUCKING KNIFE FORM YOUR HOUSE, NOW!

Markiplier: OKAY JESUS FUCK

[mark goes to get the knife and gives it to him]

Mr.NoReason: Now...

[He would pick Dipshit up.]

Mr.NoReason: I can make you go to sleep...

Dipshit: W-WAIT!

[He would rise the knife up..]

Markiplier: wait what are you doing?

Mr.NoReason: Something that I should've done a long time ago...

[Asshole shows up to see Dipshit, but she sees the van crashed and she sees Mr.NoReason about to stab Max...]

[...]

Asshole: what the fuck..

Asshole: MAX!?

Asshole: PUT HIM DOWN

Mr.NoReason: Hm?

[He would put Max down and he approaches to Erica..]

Asshole: ....

Mr.NoReason: SO YOU WANNA BE FIRST?!

Asshole: look, I didn't expect this to all happen... Just put the knife down and we can uhh.. talk about this all..

Mr.NoReason: No... YOU KILLED FUCKING HERO! [He would punch Erica in the nose.]

Asshole: OW FUCK

Asshole: I DIDNT FUCKING KILL HIM!

Mr.NoReason: YOU MADE THAT ROBOT TO KILL HIM!

Asshole: IT WASNT MY IDEA

Mr.NoReason: NOW I WILL PUT YOU TO REST!

Asshole: ...

Asshole: please..

Asshole: we can talk about this!

Mr.NoReason: NO... SAY GOODBYE! [He would grab her by the neck and he would rise the knife up..]

Asshole: ACK... FUCK!

Asshole: PLEASE DON'T DO THIS

Mr.NoReason: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

Asshole: YOUR INSANE MAN.. I SWEAR.

Markiplier: oh fuck

Jane: MR.NOREASON?!

Mr.NoReason: ...

[He would look at Jane behind Erica..]

Mr.NoReason: J..

Mr.NoReason: Jane?...

Asshole: ...

[He would look at Dipshit, Mark, Hero, Asshole, The Colonel and Jane...]

Markiplier: who is that?

[He would drop Erica and the knife down..]

[asshole gasps for air]

Asshole: Jesus Christ...

[He would walk up to Jane..]

Jane: ...

Mr.NoReason: Jane, I-I..

[He would look at his hands..]

Mr.NoReason: I am a monster... am I?

Jane: No..

Jane: Don't say that..

[Mr.NoReason would tear up a bit..]

Asshole: ...

Jane: Please.. don't cry.. Let us go somewhere else...

[Jane would pull out a device and she teleports with M.NR to a mountain..]

Dipshit: Erica…

Asshole: ...

[Max would try to get up but he can’t..]

Asshole: Your disappointed, aren't you?

Dipshit: …

Dipshit: I..

Dipshit: I did not know that she was friends with our enemy…

Asshole: I thought I told you she was, you stupid fuck

DIPSHITPISS 2.0: MAX, ERICA. SHALL WE RETURN TO BASE?

Asshole: ...

[The neighbors came outside and they began to see them..]

Dipshit: Yes..

Asshole: damn I need some rest..

DIPSHITPISS 2.0: VERY WELL THEN.

[DIPSHITPISS 2.0 grabs Max and Erica and they went back to the lab..]

The Colonel: What in the fuck was all of that?!

Markiplier: well uhh

Markiplier: there's a lot to explain

The Colonel: Well can we explain this in your house?…

Markiplier: yeah sure

The Colonel: Ok!

[Mark and The Colonel goes into the house..]

[Meanwhile with Dipshit and Asshole..]

[asshole lays down on the floor]

[Dipshit was laying on the bed, recovering from the injuries..]

Asshole: psubsouvhpevohwvohwvhosbs...

Dipshit: …

[Dipshit began to see glitches everywhere..]

Dipshit: Glitches…

Dipshit: GLITCHES!!!

Asshole: what

[He was seeing the glitches in his head..]

Asshole: you good?

Dipshit: GLITCHES!!!

Asshole: GLITCHES!?

Asshole: shit

[Then he stopped seeing the glitches, but they were only in his head..]

Asshole: ARE YOU OK

Dipshit: No..

Asshole: what is wrong

Dipshit: …

Dipshit: Nothing..

Asshole: ehm

Asshole: ok

Dipshit: I don’t know.. what to say about what happened tonight…

Asshole: what

Dipshit: …

Dipshit: Did you get some info out of her?..

Dipshit: I hope you did..

Asshole: uhhhhh

Asshole: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Asshole: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Asshole: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dipshit: I will take that as a yes..

Asshole: YEAH TOTALLY HAHA

Asshole: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dipshit: Why.. are you laughing?..

Asshole: idk

Asshole: anyway what now

Dipshit: We need to think of something about this GLITCH…

Dipshit: I heard there is a temple here, so maybe we can check that out tomorrow..

Asshole: oh okay then

Asshole: im tired

Dipshit: Me too..

Dipshit: Let’s get some rest..

Asshole: okay

[Max would go to sleep.]

Asshole: hmm

[asshole gets up]

[DIPSHITPISS 2.0 was still on..]

[asshole gets out of the room]

DIPSHITPISS 2.0: ERICA, WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

Asshole: ....

[asshole keeps walking]

DIPSHITPISS 2.0: HMMMM..

[asshole stares at a wall and puts her head on the wall]

Asshole: hhhshahshshsbejwbdhfkqhskaekkehf

[DIPSHITPISS 2.0 would follow her.]

Asshole: hes gonna be disappointed in me, I got no information other then the fact that he's 23..

Asshole: Jesus fuck!

???: Well I do know..

Asshole: JESUS CHRIST

Asshole: you scared the shit out of me

???: Heh, sorry..

[??? would put down a poster of someone..]

[Then ??? disappeared..]

Asshole: huh?

Asshole: wait who was that..

Asshole: whatever..

[asshole picks up the poster and looks at it]

[The poster shows someone named GA.]

Asshole: who the fuck is that guy

[There we’re text that said..]

[Poster.] “HEY EVERYONE! I AM GA AND I HAVE THIS TOP SECRET USB THAT I STOLE, BUT IF YOU WANT IT. YOU’LL HAVE TO WIN IT! COME VIST MY WAREHOUSE TOMORROW!”

Asshole: hm..

Asshole: I have to go to the stupid temple with dipshit tho..

Asshole: but this seems..

Asshole: hm..

Asshole: I'll make my decision later I guess

Dipshit: You go…

Asshole: JESUS FUCK

Asshole: you scared the shit out of me

Asshole: AND THATS THE SECOND TIME THAT HAPPENED

Dipshit: Tomorrow I will go to the temple by myself, while you go to see that dude who is on the poster…

Asshole: weren't you sleeping

Dipshit: I was until I saw you with the poster..

Asshole: how can you see with your eyes closed

Dipshit: I was pretending to sleep..

Asshole: why?

Dipshit: I don’t know..

Asshole: weird

Dipshit: So..

Dipshit: I will go to the temple and YOU will meet that guy..

Asshole: okay

Dipshit: Ok..

Dipshit: Let’s get some sleep now…

Asshole: Okay

[Dipshit and Asshole would go back to bed an sleep..]

Asshole: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Dipshit: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…

Asshole: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Dipshit: zzzz..

Asshole: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[End of chapter 3]

[Don't worry chapter 4 probably won't also take 7 months to finish lol]

[To be continued...]