I was 14 years old

it was the first day of high school and i was very nervous

I found my locker after the orientation, but it was surrounded by the villagers

I begin to walk quickly to the nearest restroom

but noticed that I am being followed by the villagers

"well, it seems you were lost"said villager number one

as he walks towards me, I felt very intimidated

"fleegle...please help me"i call out

but the villagers laughed at me

"fleegle? are you stupid or something?"villager number two asks me

suddenly, the scent of bananas fills up the room

the villagers are unaware of what's gonna happen

"fleegle is just a dog!"villager number two scold

as villager number three laughs and calls me a baby

a strong dog powering voice thunders throughout the restroom

"BANANA CADABRA!!!"

and then the door burst open and

it's fleegle the beagle

fleegle bursts into the room, and pulls his pants down exposing his bananad groin

The jukebox volume turned up to over 9000 and played the Tra La La song

the Force of the song is so strong that it starts tearing off the Skins of the villagers

ffleegle grabs three of them and start smashing them into one ball

he tosses the villager ball out of the window, as the screaming of villagers can be heard from outside

fleegle the beagle turns to me and...and

I just can't resist anymore, I can't let him down

I Collapse onto my hands and knees offering myself to fleegle

his bananad groin tears my butt open

as fleegle lets out a mighty dog Howl, as he fills me to the brim with his banana love

my eyes are filled with tears, tears of joy, tears of serenity as I passed out onto the bathroom floor

and then I wake up covered in banana juice

it's not banana until I say it's banana fleegle is love, fleegle is life.