I was only 9 years old

I loved The Banana Splits so much,but I've liked fleegle even more than the other Splits I had all the merchandise and episodes

I pray to fleegle every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given

"fleegle is love" I say; "fleegle is life"

My mum hears me and calls me a baby

I know she was just jealous of my love for fleegle the beagle

I called her a Karen

she hits me and tells me to go to bed

I'm crying now, and my face hurts

I lay in bed and it's really cold

Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me

It's fleegle the beagle

I was so happy

fleegle whispers into my ear "our Show Must Go On."

He grabs me and puts me down onto my hands and knees

i then said"I'm ready"

I spread my butt-cheeks for fleegle the beagle

He penetrates my butt-hole

It hurts so much but I'll do anything for fleegle

I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water

I push against fleegles force

I want to please fleegle the beagle

He Howls a mighty Howl as he fills my butt with his love

My mum walks in

fleegle looks her straight in the eyes and says "banana Cadabra!."

fleegle flies through my window

it's not banana until I say it's banana fleegle is love, fleegle is life.