6 days ago

For all of those of whom wondered where I had gone, read the article...


Basically, i had the email and password for both this account and my email on opera gx, which my parents blocked because they cant control what I do on there, and the fact that I had idiotically named my email a bunch of spam, yeah, I was very lucky to get it back

But how did I get it back

The journey:
I went to the realms of middle earth wearing a grey coat and helped a bunch of little guys destroy a ring, but then I fell in lava and died and came back to life wearing white then I killed sauron in a 1v1 and then I learned that my mother has a stand but its slowly killing her so I killed dio and she was better, at this point i was getting sidetracked but learned the italian mafia had my password so I joined it and killed their leader but it turns out they didnt have it so I was very sad

However, I met the lord of the microwaved pizzas, and he told me the answer to everything, in my maths homework, which I finished

Then I finished...

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For I had tickled my pickle, before asked my parents to unblock opera gx real quick, I got the email and got my account back

YEEPEE!



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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I HAVE RETURNED SUCKERS

8 MONTHS OF INACTIVITY DUE TO LOSING MY EMAIL ADDRESS AND PASSWORD FOR IT, AND THE PASSWORD FOR THIS, I HAVE FINALLY RECOVERED IT, MWAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS WAS AN UNEXPECTED PLOT TWIST WASNT IT?!

Everyone when i post after not posting for 2/3 of a year

Holy shit i come back and this is the first thing i see

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Please read the article, ESPECIALLY if you are British

Everyone when i post after not posting for a month

this looks horrible im so sorry oomf @frotlord / @yakuzaguy

When you tickle the pickle but your pickle falls off

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Finished!!!

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