found out Dot is 18 which makes her canonically older than Buddy bu...

appljuiceboxx @AmyGameyOfficial

3 years ago

found out Dot is 18

which makes her canonically older than Buddy

but hey

SHES STILL YOUNGER THAN BUDDY IN MY EYES

also i decided to give her a husband anyways, shes 16, and 16 y/o can marry with parental consent in the US

*ahem*

yes canon dot has husbando

also she's widowed, her dad and his husband are allies in WW2

which is also canon

so he's ignoring the fact we just opened a secret passageway RIGHT NEXT TO HIM?!?

James be simpin'

(watching a Roots walkthrough, a good way to start a sunday morning)

Miles is a good man

fucking asshole

(reading: Love Is Complicated (Miles X Reader) Alvin And The Chipmunks!: Road Chip)

was reading the TV Tropes page of Gone Home (YES I STILL PLAY THAT GAME IT'S LITERALLY G A Y) and this was on one of the main pages

holy fuck, Oscar, you're gay?

and you raped your nephew?

I BET SAM INHERITED HER GAYNESS FROM OSCAR HADJSKSHFJ-

YES

Y E E S

memes i found gathering dust

enjoy

*suddenly starts to simp for Albert knowing damn well he killed his family with voodoo dolls*

*also BAHAHAHAHAHA ALBERT "JIZZ IN A CUP FOR ALCHEMICAL PURPOSES" VANDERBOOM JSKSJSKSKSKSKSKS-*

Porter and Sage have bestie energy

Sam = motherfucking Buddy Lewek confirmed

reading a preview of Into the Pit and this is H I L A R I O U S