“yes the only objectum media i’ve ever consumed is electric dreams”

“no i can’t find an object attractive unless i create a character for it”

“ermm i’m objectum, but humping objects is too far”

“yeah I only find computers attractive not any other object”

i dont even care about what songs are in this playlist i would rather take chinese water torture than listen to this playlist

when i’m doing homew*rk but a new sml video drops

this light at the dentist is making me feel things

how it feels to be a scott pilgrim fan seeing all of the “she was 17 scott” slander on twitter knowing it’s all true

THIS APP IS A PRISON

objectum flag I love you but I wish so badly you didn’t have those colors in that order people keep mistaking it for that one other flag

FUCK YOU

yummer yummer in my tummer! tahnk you

I don’t fucking care.