Life-sized furret, why, GOD, WHY MUST YOU BE SO EXPENSIVE (and also out of stock). Words cannot comprehend how much I NEED this in my home

You folks have no idea the amount of power you've just placed at my fingertips

Side note: Love ya'll. I mean, I have no idea why any of you follow me, but it really is appreciated

Don't know whether to cry, piss, or scream, so I might do all 3

H̷͓̓Ě̴̬͜2̶̰̪̦̅̆=̴͉̝͉̋9̶͎̦̤̍-̶̞̌͋1̵̬̓2̷̟̓̋̋͜Ḭ̷̧̽͜S̶͍̪͒͗͝I̴̗͉͆Ǹ̶͉̘̯̃2̷̹̪͝1̶̭̿9̸̢̝̉=̴̠̽1̴̜̂͝Y̷̧͓͍̏̆͌O̸̡̥͌̊̈U̴͍͗̈̾Ṙ̷̮̹̕̕H̸̘̀̂E̵̳̘̒A̷̛͇͂D̵̛͍̽0̶̚͘ͅ2̷͔͒̔͊9̵̨̧̛̪0̸̨̘̮̔-̶͇̈́͂G̸̨̰̿̈́͠Ė̴͈̝͌̾T̸̖͐͒H̴͉̽İ̵̯͖̟̓̈́M̵͇̤͓̍̉͠-̵̯̉2̶͔̃̍9̷͈̰̮̏͐1̶̰̽O̸͈̒̇U̵͙̠̝̽͆T̶̪͎̄͊̍

guess what bitches

Oh lord, I breached 400, I have to be responsible now WHAT HAVE I D

It is one of life's many cruelties that I can't own this lil' creature. Just... look at 'em 🥺#DragonDay

If I had a nickel for every chance I've gotten to gush about furret today, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice. #MyFavoriteMon

Does this look like the face of mercy? #FanArtFriday

Gamejolt ad's just really aren't it