I was originally going to reveal him in a manner similar to the FNAF teasers. I then decided it was too generic and wanted to reveal him in a way @nugget-sans would.
Then, i said "Scratch that!" and turned over to the opposite of dark : Comedy!
Took a lot of brainstorming of ideas before making that joke.
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Slowpoke (The Dopey Pokémon)
Said to be so slow it takes mere minutes to react to pain.
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Geodude (The Rock Pokémon)
Commonly found in general rocky areas, such as mountains. It's often mistaken for boulders, so a lot of people accidentally step on these.
Geodude is surprisingly lightweight. One time, a kid threw it in a snowball fight.
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Magnemite (The Magnet Pokémon)
It stays afloat by using anti-gravity and emits a powerful magnetic wave capable of drawing in objects from 300 feet away.
It's also attracted to strong electric currents.
Oooooh, lore!
Also, i officially replaced the Marttic cameo with mat.
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Golem (The Megaton Pokémon)
It weighs up to 600 pounds and sheds its shell once a year, allowing it to grow bigger as it ages. At one point in its life, it stops doing so. You can tell if a Golem is old if moss started growing on its shell.
What the actual fudge?
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Graveller (The Rock Pokémon)
Be careful when climbing up mountains, because you might get hit by a Graveller rolling at full-speed.
Its diet consists of rocks. Mossy rocks, mostly.
(Nice, i'm halfway done, now! 
)
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Magneton (The Magnet Pokémon)
The result of three Magnemites merging together through their own magnetic forces. Its electricity becomes three times as powerful, resulting in increased temperatures upon getting close.
Prototype A-73 is in the game.
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Tentacruel (The Jellyfish Pokémon)
It can have up to 80 tentacles, and communicates with others of its kind with the orbs on its body.
(i'm honestly dissapointed with this one)
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