I was originally going to reveal him in a manner similar to the FNAF teasers. I then decided it was too generic and wanted to reveal him in a way @nugget-sans would.
Then, i said "Scratch that!" and turned over to the opposite of dark : Comedy!
Took a lot of brainstorming of ideas before making that joke.
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Goldeen (The Goldfish Pokémon)
A Pokémon that can swim elegently in the waters, giving it the nickname "Water Queen".
Somebody once used a Master Ball on a Goldeen. When asked, they claimed that the ball itself had chosen Goldeen.
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Weezing (The Poison Gas Pokémon)
This was the result of two Koffings merging together when their gases mixed with each other. The resulting gas is then used as an ingredient for top of the line perfume.
...the gas STILL smells like garbage, however.
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Tangela (The Vine Pokémon)
Nobody has ever figured out the true appearence of this Pokémon, as it's always covered in blue vines. While the vines snap off easily, they grow back by the next day.
The vines are also used as spices.
Oooooh, lore!
Also, i officially replaced the Marttic cameo with mat.
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Seaking (The Goldfish Pokémon)
...sorry, i've got nothing this time.
What the actual fudge?
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Rhyhorn (The Spikes Pokémon)
Its bones are a thousand times heavier then a human's, allowing its tackle attacks to send a semitrailer flying.
Unfortunately, it has a one-track mind. Once it starts running, it never stops until it falls asleep.
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Kangaskhan (The Parent Pokémon)
It always carries around its baby in its pouch, which it'll protect at all costs. As such, you should never try to catch one of the babies by itself, lest you get destroyed by its mother.
One once raised a human child.
Prototype A-73 is in the game.
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Seadra (The Dragon Pokémon)
To weaken its prey, this Pokémon creates whirlpools powerful enough to swallow a fishing boat. Its dorsal fins also exude poison.
Despite popular belief, there is no connection with Seadra and dragons. Only horsefishes.
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