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A long as f*ck night at Joe
10 months ago

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[Verse 1]
I don't know just what I'm made of
Face looks like Bonnie's, possessed by the Purple Guy
I will kill whomever I please
Three decades after the restaurant, I'm in for the ride
Five nights 'till the doors open
The guard had better hide
You chose to work at this nightmare, baby
Like a mouse into a trap
You can play your tapes and temporarily distract me, baby
But no matter what, I will be back

[Chorus]
I'm addicted to guards, rip 'em up into parts
While I feast on their hearts, scare 'em 'till they take shots
This attraction is great, so many guards I can rape 'till I can't see straight
When can I start? I'm addicted to guards

[Verse 2]
The guard looks down at his tablet, I sneak in the room
He has no idea his painful death is coming soon
He couldn't last five nights alone with me, baby
Flashing red lights make me mad
You know they make me wanna jumpscare ya, baby
Make me feel so bad

[Chorus]
I'm addicted to guards, rip 'em up into parts
While I feast on their hearts, scare 'em 'till they take shots
This attraction is great, so many guards I can rape 'till I can't see straight
When can I start? I'm addicted to guards

[Instrumental]

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