Mono (the oc not irl me):

Had to get replacement door frames because of how tall and lanky he is

Says weird and random ass things in the shower

Is a SpongeBob enthusiast

Always likes to brag about the one time he appeared on Impractical Jokers

Joshua:

Is mono’s adopted son

Likes to play with little toy cars using his lil feet

Very shy around people other than me

REALLY big fan of Mr. Beast.

Saw Meatcanyon one time, but he didn’t talk to him or anything

Knows how to do taxes somehow

Mr. Funny:

Isn’t really much of a close friend and we don’t really talk often after he scammed 10,000 dollars outta me. (Reference :000)

Has an entire closet full of hats and bow ties

Hides a safe of AKs under his bed

Was put into prison for eight months for kicking an elderly woman

Mr. Bison:

Strangley never called out on how similar he is to Mr. Beast.

Is worth about two billion dollars

Very big football guy

Has his own crew like mr beast (omg teaser?)

Is secretly a furry

Has a prosthetic leg but can’t be seen because of the fact he always wears the same thing

Magentamale:

Makes those bootleg YouTube kids videos after he got divorced.

Rants about Mono constantly here on gamejolt

Cried at the end of Gravity Falls

Brags constantly about the time he met Tom Kenny

Literally took candy from a baby one time (and somehow got away with it)

Fancymann:

thinks monocles are for commoners.

Has a cockney British accent even though he’s from America.

Is close friends with SH Mario.

Threatened to kidnap Joshua one time

Always carries a desert eagle

Cavemann:

Is constantly harassed by cave SpongeBob to join the Lord Cod cult

Surprisingly chill considering everybody else

Actually has gills

Is homosexual

Cried for four hours after he ran over a turtle four years ago

Is half-blind

Monophanes:

Is racist AND homophobic

Gets bullied by lord x and Mx whenever near them

Only eats the eyes off lobsters

Actually licks some of the blood he sees on his gloves as a way to assert dominance (and he kinda likes the taste)

Brings nickels to the strip club instead of singles