One time, at lunch, a bully and their “friends” walked up to me and the bully told me, “Hey bud, bet you wish you could photoshop your face.” I came up with a snappy comeback and responded with, “Fun fact, you can’t photoshop your personality either.” I didn’t think that was very good, then the bully replied “Hey, I’m not a reflection.” I had em there. Everyone at the table looked in my direction, and the bully’s “friends” had a smirk.

With a smile, I replied,

And I’m not a reflection.

The bully’s “friends” burst out laughing, the bully was shocked, and all I heard was OOOOOOOOOH and HAHAHA.

It was the best moment of my life