Iny 0: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Iny O: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Gura parody: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Iny O, learn to listen.
Gawr Gura: What if it bites itself and I die?
Deafplayer: That’s voodoo.
the10doctor2002: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Iny O: That’s correlation, not causation.
Gawr Gura: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Deafplayer: That’s kinky.
Iny 0: Oh my God.

*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Iny 0: Thanks fam!
Iny O: oh no
Gura parody: *cries* I love you too
Gawr Gura: Sounds fake but okay
Deafplayer: *A flustered mess*
the10doctor2002: can i get a refund

Iny 0: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Iny O: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Gura parody: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Gawr Gura: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Deafplayer: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
the10doctor2002:
the10doctor2002: I have emotional scars.

Iny 0, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Iny O: Hey.
Gura parody: Hi.
Gawr Gura: Hello.
Deafplayer: Hey!
Iny 0: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
the10doctor2002: We were out of Doritos.

Iny 0: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Iny O: >:O language
Gura parody: Yeah watch your fucking language
Gawr Gura: OKAY WHO TAUGHT GURA PARODY THE FUCK WORD?
Deafplayer: 'The fuck word'.
the10doctor2002: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Gura parody: Oh my god they censored it
Deafplayer: Say fuck, the10doctor2002.
Gura parody: Do it, the10doctor2002. Say fuck.

Iny 0: Hewwo.
Iny O: Hihiiiiii!
Gura parody: Greetings, Humans.
Deafplayer: Three kinds of people.
Gawr Gura: I want pudding.
Iny 0: Four kinds of people.
the10doctor2002: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
Deafplayer: Five kinds of people.

Iny 0: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.
Iny O: Okay, but what is updog?
Gura parody: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.
Gawr Gura: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.
Deafplayer: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.
the10doctor2002: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.
Iny 0: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.
Gawr Gura: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.
Gura parody: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.
Iny O: What’s a henway??
Iny 0: Oh, about five pounds.

Iny 0: Iny O... How do I begin to explain Iny O?
Gura parody: Iny O is flawless.
Gawr Gura: I hear their hair's insured for $10,000.
Deafplayer: I hear they do car commercials... in Japan.
the10doctor2002: One time they punched me in the face... it was awesome.

Iny 0: Rules are made to be broken.
Iny O: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Gura parody: Uh, piñatas.
Gawr Gura: Glow sticks.
Deafplayer: Karate boards.
the10doctor2002: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Iny 0: Rules.
Iny O:

Iny 0: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Iny O: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents
Iny 0: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Gura parody: Actually I did the math, Iny O would have $225, not $0.15.
Iny O: Fam I’m right here....
Gawr Gura: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Iny 0: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Gawr Gura: Sorry I only have a dollar
Iny 0: :(
Gura parody: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Iny O would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Gawr Gura: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Gura parody: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Deafplayer: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Gura parody: Apply juice to what
the10doctor2002: Directly to the forehead
Iny O: Great chat everyone

Iny 0: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!
Iny O: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Gura parody: More or less, I guess...
Gawr Gura: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!
Deafplayer: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.
the10doctor2002: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

Iny 0: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Iny O: Nope, absolutely not.
Gura parody: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Gawr Gura: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Deafplayer: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
the10doctor2002: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

*The squad right before Iny 0's wedding*
Iny O: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend.
Gura parody: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too!
Gawr Gura: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well
Deafplayer: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND
the10doctor2002, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE

Iny 0: Croissants: dropped
Iny O: Road: works ahead
Gura parody: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Gawr Gura: Shavacado: fre
Deafplayer: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
the10doctor2002:
the10doctor2002, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

Iny 0: We need to distract these guys
Iny O: Leave it to me
Iny O: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Gura Parody, Gawr gura, and Deafplayer: *Immediately begin arguing*
the10doctor2002, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.

Iny 0: I CAN'T DO IT!
Iny O, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Iny 0: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Gura Parody: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Iny 0:
Iny 0: I appreciate it,
Iny 0: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Gawr gura: Iny 0-
Iny 0: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Deafplayer: Iny 0 we gotta-
Iny 0: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Iny 0: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Iny 0, motioning to the10doctor2002: NOT FUCKING THIS