average game jolt experience :|

Dave, wtf did X do to you?

Ever had those Nightmares where its kinda like a Lucid Dream but you aren't able to do anything?

What if Sonic.exe was Sega official:

I'm finally doing it chat

Tangle and Whisper finally have voices

and they are PERFECT

#SonicTheHedgehog

(SPX takeover)

so, my fuck ass dad (Alex/Sonic-Pasta) decided to work on rewrites of the OG Sonic.exe stories to fit with in Joey's lore instead of, oh idk, LEARNING HOW TO FUCKING CODE TO WORK ON MY FUCKING GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so I may or may have not "accidentally" eaten half of Lucy's brain off... and both her eyes... and a part of her arm... and ripped off her le- wait no, that one was Alfred... Alex I swear to god did you summon Alfred?

The blue blur.

I mean, he AIN'T lying...