4 years ago

funtime files chapter 6


Specimen 6
Name: ennard
Height: varies
Weight: varies
Status: lethal
Lead researcher: Bernie crisp

Day 1
Bernie: I thought that I had seen the last of the funtimes but Mr valiant called me back saying I had to research another one. This time the funtime in question is named ennard. This built up quite a reputation for being the most lethal funtime. And I can see why he seemed nice at first offering to shake my hand and he had this grin on his face the whole time, he was trying to electrocute me through my arm but he did not know that I had to have the skin on my arm replaced with rubber after a run-in with funtime oliv. When I exited his room he looked at me with the angriest face I've seen in a long time.

Day 2
Bernie: Ennard is very restless he is always moving about his room and he seems to be thinking about something. One thing that intrigues me is his form, his body is always wriggling and he never seems to be in a consistent form. He also hates people with all of his beings, he attacks people unprovoked, and from what I heard he killed several people before coming here. Luckily I have some rubber suits that allow us to observe him closely. Or so I thought even though he can’t electrocute people he still tries to strangle them, man this guy is sadistic. Also, our power flickers on and off at random. And our electricians can’t find the problem

Day 7
Bernie: After a lot of frustration and a few lost men I found a way to interact with him without a risk of death. Apparently he really likes to eat the juice out of batteries so I bought a 24 pack of batteries to keep him happy. One thing I have noticed recently is his face, no matter what form he takes he is always wearing a mask. The mask is divided into four sections but the bottom right section is missing to reveal his seemingly sharp teeth. otherwise, the mask is mostly featureless the only noticeable features are a red clown nose and a green and yellow striped party hat. Towards the end of the day, I found something odd it looks like wire but acts like a living thing it is about a foot long and 3 inches in diameter it has no head and both ends look exactly the same I will hold on to this for now

Day 10
Bernie: Our power is completely offline and we need flashlights to move around the building. I have also been finding more and more of those wire things around I have been keeping them at home in separate containers, they seem to be attracted to each other for some reason. I have found about 20 of them so far and counting. I have noticed that ennard is becoming shorter and the amount of forms he has is becoming less and less. I wonder what the cause is

Day 15
Bernie: All of the batteries in our flashlights have been taken and getting around the building is getting harder. We actually lost another employee yesterday. Ennard used bioluminescence to lure this poor guy into his room to kill him. But after he had killed him he cut open his body and pulled out all of his organs bones and extras and wore his skin like a suit, he then tried to walk out of the facility pretending to be him. But I outsmarted him and tricked him into going back into his own room and closed the door on him. I could not see him but I could tell he was furious. I have found even more of those wire things lying and wriggling about. I have accumulated about 50 now and I have noticed that ennard is getting slower and more tired. He is also getting shorter and is staying in a more constant form

Day 20
Bernie: I have collected 100 of those wires and they are getting more active. Meanwhile, all that I left of ennard is his mask, nothing else remains. I don’t know what happened to them.
Day 20.5
Bernie: All of the wires are gone

Day 21
Bernie: The wires are all over the building and their ends are glowing everyone that looks into them gets mesmerized immediately I can’t look into them… but they are just so enticing
Ennard: Hehehehe looks like I have finally outsmarted you, my friend. Game over, checkmate that's the end of your story. Now here lies the million-dollar question. Do I kill you and wear your skin like a suit. It’s not a personal thing it’s just that I want to at least look normal and wearing your skin at least for a while will make me look normal… You know what it’s your lucky day I have places to go and things to do but let’s schedule this homicide for another time kay. Anyway, tata see you later
Bernie: What just happened?

Ennard: In order to complete the tasks at hand I am going to need some help and I know just who to get and when I am done with him
I am going to come find you

Valiant: so ennard is lose and he has certainly piled up quite the body count
Chara: well I don’t blame him
Valiant: what do you mean
Chara: ennard was the prototype for the funtimes and unlike the others, he was created almost fully mature he was meant to be a prep for my sponsor he liked him so much that he took ennard with him despite me not liking the idea
Valiant: what happened
Chara: he was beaten, insulted, torn apart, and abused in ways I don’t even know. I bet each of those wires of his could tell a different story of agony. He went with him with all of his flesh and when he escaped 6 months later the only flesh that remains was on his face
Valiant: so that is why he is so violent
Chara: yes, he may seem happy on the outside but he is an emotional mess he thinks he can drown his sorrows in battery acid, violence, video games (not related to the violence), and drugs. I try and talk to him about the problem but he refuses to open up
Valiant: really he does drugs?
Chara: despite my best interests, yes. I have tried getting him off but he does not listen
Valiant: have you tried taking them away from him
Chara: he threatened to harm the others. I am afraid that along with most of his flesh wil--- I mean the sponsor took away his humanity. Every day I regret not fighting harder to keep him.
Valiant: hmm I think he needs one long talk about his choices as well as a bunch of other things
Chara: exactly that is exactly what I am saying but he does not take the time to listen
Valiant: have you tried punishing him
Chara: well how would you “punish” one million volts of emotional issues and depression
Valiant: good point
Chara: when my children come to me I will talk to him despite what he thinks
Valiant: good for you
Chara: speaking of which 4 down 3 to go
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