On the third day of Christmas Murder Drones gave to me,

Three killer robots, two totaled spaceships,

and a pilot hat on a puppy

On the Eleventh day of Christmas Murder Drones gave to me,

On the fourth day of Christmas Murder Drones gave to me,

Four missing fingers, three killer robots, two totaled spaceships, and a pilot hat on a puppy

For real

On the fifth day of Christmas Murder Drones gave to me,

FIVE GOLDEN BULLEEEETS!!!

Four missing fingers, three killer robots, two totaled spaceships, and a pilot hat on a puppy

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On the seventh day of Christmas Murder Drones gave to me,

Seven human skulls, six pints of oil,

FIVE GOLDEN BULLETS

Four missing fingers, three killer robots, two totaled spaceships, and a pilot hat on a puppy

On the sixth day of Christmas Murder Drones gave to me,

Six pints of oil

FIVE GOLDEN BULLETS

four missing fingers, three killer robots, two totaled spaceships, and a pilot hat on a puppy

Lazy

On the ninth day of Christmas Murder Drones gave to me,

Nine severed arms, eight ninja stars, seven human skulls, six pints of oil,

FIVE GOLDEN BULLETS

Four missing fingers, three killer robots, two totaled spaceships, and a pilot hat on a puppy