the ceo of spotify after unleashing the spirits of jeffery dahmer and ted bundy to enter his body to help make the decisions for what features spotify basic users should have

why don’t they have little caesers in my town it’s not FAIR WHY DOES EVERYONE ELSE GET LITTLE CAESERS IN THEIR TOWNS BUT NOT ME IT ISNT FAIR IT ISNT FAIR

guys… you see it too right…

how it felt cooking up that last post

thanks jacksepticeye

playing regretevator for the first time in a while who are YOU 😍😍😍😍😻😻

fucking sick of this lady. nothing should make you that happy. i bet that app is only making you feel like you’re learning japanese. fuck you.

#firststandartcontest my fanart 💖

ONE more follower chat

how it genuinely feels to use Spotify without premium in the grand 26