WHEN MY GF SAYS I GOT A LOT OF SMEGMA

(IDK WHATS THAT I THINK SHE SAYS IM A SIGMA)

LITERALLY ME

I hope this is NOT real

"Bro show us your dance moves!"

Sonic:

XD

no, my death was greatly exaggerated

🤠🎅

Mi serpiente esta solida

🪖

Bro she already got a son