LITERALLY ME

Bro she already got a son

Mi serpiente esta solida

"Bro show us your dance moves!"

Sonic:

Hay alguien español aquí aun?

no, my death was greatly exaggerated

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WHEN MY GF SAYS I GOT A LOT OF SMEGMA

(IDK WHATS THAT I THINK SHE SAYS IM A SIGMA)

Murder Drones Except They're Cute Little Animals 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥰 🥰 🥰

(Guess What Type Of Animals They Are (NOT MINE)

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