How the fuck is this from a Kids Show

This is fucking ART

Ayyyy

Pizza' Towa'

Is a- actually -a pretty good

HEY

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M -watching gravity falls

I genuinely have no idea what he's saying

I'm not nobody's housewife.

I just hit a TwoTime like 30 times and they didn't fucking die

i've just done something diabolical.

A what....