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Scheduled post: SUCK YOUR OWN WHAT???

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chicken

> Be Postal Dude

> Do errands for fat wife

> Shoot Self In head to stop listening to wife's nagging

> Have Self inflicted Head wound

> Escape Paradise, Arizona with Champ (dog)

> Dog chases Cat back into Paradise (Paradise was just nuked)

GOD DAMMIT

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Pickupthephonebaby.mp4 (I didn't make this)

Nobody

Fathers when they are driving a car they slightly dislike

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