Okay so it was the summer of 2023 and my dad (who I have a tumoltous relationship with let's say) brought me and my sister (@FireyWithAGun btw), to this BBQ.
When we went there at about 12 PM, and the place looked like a bingo convention. (they were all old people)
And they were all already there. But the actual food came in at 2 PM. Even though it was already cooking when we came. Then there was the food itself....

Not only was it horrendously burned but the guy who was cooking it barely seasoned it. And I'm being generous with that. The only seasoning was (maybe) salt and literally a TOUCH (barely even touching the meat) of rosemary.

The food looked like it was covered in shoe polish and that would've probably taster better.

Plus we had to stay there for 3 MORE HOURS because my dad was saying "Oh maybe there is dessert" even though they was no type of dessert and we practically had to force him to make us go home because we had a shit ton of homework to do and it was 5 PM at this point.

Moral of the story: Uh,