Why is nobody noticing the other news articles to figure out what they're saying?

Im FNAF phone guy. Lets rap FNF style in the comments

I'm gonna finally add a banner to this gamepage and that image of another FNAF Fangame is gonna be inspiration

Here is what the new banner looks like!

I made a new thumbnail for the gamepage. Lets hook this bad boy up!

Who invited lil' bro

Behold! The flashlight sprite for a certain "animtronic"

The newspaper for the game is complete!

THEY GOT KRIS, WE'RE DOOMED-

Got this guy, am I cooked?