Awww cute

I think I got the wrong angry birds comic

This is kinda accurate

I don't wanna know what that liquid is

Ooooooo kinky

I hope she smokes me like a cigar wink* wink*

Okay I admit it I'm kind of a gilf chaser

Those curves go crazy, but I'm gonna say pass

Okay I'm gonna buffed the fuck up and pound this mf into the ground

Welp if they don't stop bullying you then drop kick them and stomp them out like an open flame