Peacock users when their ads are suddenly interrupted by a movie:

If y'all wanna what happened to every "Alexfancypants.exe" or just any of my EXEs, they all died. I killed them yesterday because I no longer do "EXE" shit.

Some random employee for Astronomer Inc at the Coldplay concert looking over at the kiss cam to see his boss getting caught cheating on his wife:

Happy earlistmas

If I post a screenshot of a google doc but only part of it that says "Credit roll" and "End video", that means One Night At Alex's is like 95% done with it's script.

Vs stev resteved comming soon

Imagine making 3 back to back posts about video game references

Couldn't be me

Also if you were wondering, no I didn't actually lose my house during the pandemic, I said it for the joke

MF's when an animatronic is a girl in a FNAF game (There's LITERALLY better hear me outs out there):

Hi guys i am back

The servers Gamejolt really needs instead of the ones they have now: