How the fuck is this from a Kids Show

This is fucking ART

i've just done something diabolical.

I genuinely have no idea what he's saying

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GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M -watching gravity falls

HEY

I just hit a TwoTime like 30 times and they didn't fucking die

Man when Noli coming

The day is like

5 hours away from ending

I'm not nobody's housewife.

A what....